Publishers, We Need To Talk: Text From Dog Gets A Book Deal

Look guys and gals in publishing, sit down. You can bring in your Coco Water. Totally. Yeah. We have some gluten-free sandwiches coming in and I promise this won't effect summer hours. You can still not come in on Friday. Yeah, you can take off your loafers. Whatever. Ok. I know you're confused and hurting. Revenues are falling and ebooks are killing your old surefire model of shipping books in big boxes to big stores where they were remaindered and sent back for pulping. We had some good times. Remember all that money you made on cookbooks? Before the Epicurious app? Good times. That shit paid for your house on the Vineyard.

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